Guilty Pleasures
Here are some of mine:
TV: Maury Povich, Tyra, and Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy
Magazine: Glamour
CD: Madonna - Confessions on a Dancefloor
Food: Coldstone Creamery. It's both horrifically caloric AND expensive.
Booze: Red beer = Red neck?
What are yours? Please share.
TV: Maury Povich, Tyra, and Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy
Magazine: Glamour
CD: Madonna - Confessions on a Dancefloor
Food: Coldstone Creamery. It's both horrifically caloric AND expensive.
Booze: Red beer = Red neck?
What are yours? Please share.
posted by Patti at
09:50
5 Comments:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Anonymous, At
10:03
Oh, and Bucky Burger.
Does anyone know who "Chaz Ringo" is?
By
Patti, At
10:07
TV: Cheaters, Tyra, spanish version of "dancing with the stars", america's next top model...I AM america's next top model!
CD: some spanish music selections...ranchero.
FOOD: ice cream from anywhere (cold stone, sheridans, baskin robbins, sylas and maddys, edy's-their unbelievably rich and creamy) and even with a bit of freezer burn...when i'm desperate!
BOOZE: whisky, PBR, salted beer, and really skunky beer in general.
and tequila just to satisfy the stereotype!
By
Anonymous, At
10:11
Guilty Pleasures:
TV: grey's anatomy, and animal cops.. just can't get enough!
MUSIC: all 80s all the time.. oh yeah.. that's not actually true.. but i do dig it.
FOOD: chips and dip.. mmmm...
BOOZE: red beer.. mm.. it is good. my neck is white tho.
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Anonymous, At
20:47
Club/Bar: Coyotes. A wonderful/terrible mix of Country and Hip Hop. Much less cool though now, minus the mechanical bull.
By
Patti, At
13:23
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